Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Iron Man

Rating: 7
Genre: Action/Adventure

This was a Super Hero movie so it was very unbelievable; however, this was different from most super hero movies. Primarily, the super hero used gadgets and electronic devices rather than super-powers so that alone made this better than most. And, Robert Downy Jr. plays the part of a filthy rich genius who is a cynical, egotistical, yet self-deprecating smart-ass to a T.

Gwyneth Paltrow did a great job playing his assistant. She has a way of portraying humility that can charm your socks off.

The plot was pretty far-fetched but at least it didn’t deal with aliens, zombies, etc. It had enough element of feasibility to it that you could place this into the fairly near future without too much of a stretch.

What really made the movie good was the acting of Robert Downy Jr. This would’ve been a much worse movie without his presence. The action shots were done well and the robot in his garage had some of the funniest lines in the movie. Overall, I enjoyed the movie.

A word of caution: don’t waste your time watching the deleted scenes, they were pretty bad. I am very glad they didn’t include them in the movie.

The Guardian

Rating: 5
Genre: Drama

This movie starred Kevin Costner and Ashton Kutcher as Coast Guard swimmers… the guys who jump out of Helicopters into the ocean to save potential drowning victims. Overall this movie was pretty predictable and the acting was not that great.

I think a documentary movie on the subject would be better because the subject itself is pretty amazing. Guys who risk their life in treacherous oceans to save people they don’t know. They are the oceans version of firemen. The movie did a pretty good job at showing the danger level that they deal with but the story itself was too “Officer and a Gentleman” for me. I think they tried too hard to add relationships into it when the real relationship should’ve been between the swimmers and the death they face so often. What drives people to put their life on the line like that? In its better moments, the movie touched on that but spent far too much time with macho bravado crap.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Kung Fu Panda

Rating: 8
Genre: Animated

This animated movie was a fun and funny take on kung fu movies. Po, the panda, is played by Jack Black. He brings a kooky level to this movie that you don’t see in most animated movies. He is great at making his voice tell a visual story. It is pretty much what I had hoped Will Ferrell would bring to the Curious George movie but didn’t.

Po is a Kung Fu fan but is stuck slopping noodles in his dad’s restaurant. He dreams of being the ultimate Kung Fu warrior someday. Then, predictably, he happens into the role of Dragon Warrior… a long foretold legend speaks of a dragon warrior how will save the entire kingdom from sure destruction.

While the outcome is predictable, the characters are done very well and the animation is good too. The other characters don’t drag the movie down either. As a side note- David Cross (who plays Tobias in Arrested Development) is the voice of the crane.

It’s not as funny as the 1st Shrek, but if you like Finding Nemo, Flushed Away, Madagascar, Hoodwinked, or even School of Rock, then you’ll probably enjoy this too.

Get Smart

Rating: 7
Genre: Comedy

This movie was based of the Get Smart TV series from the 1960s. It’s pretty much a spoof on spy movies… very similar (as my brilliant wife pointed out) to Pink Panther… or the Austin Powers movies. I think Steve Carell did a great job portraying Maxwell Smart (agent 86), the bumbling agent for Control who is out to save the globe from the evil terrorist group Chaos and its agents.

In the original Don Adams played agent 86 and Barbara Feldon played agent 99. In the latest movie, Anne Hathaway plays agent 99. She did a great job playing the role of the savvy, smooth part of the duo. At the beginning she was a little more smug than the Barbara Feldon character was but comes around to being a helpful, likeable partner by mid-movie.

Alan Arkin plays the chief and did a great job. He brings a touch of class to the movie… Chief is less disgusted with Max in this movie than he was in the series and is his mentor and coach… a very refreshing portrayal of modern management skills.

Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) plays another Control agent and has a few funny parts too. James Caan, Patrick Warburton, and Bill Murray have bit parts.

This isn’t a deep movie but was a fun and witty action-comedy. If you liked the original series at all, you’ll like this movie too.

Friday, November 7, 2008

Lost Boys of Sudan

Rating: 10
Genre: Documentary

Lost Boys of Sudan is a documentary about teenage boys who were once part of the Dinka tribe in Sudan. They were a peaceful cattle and goat herding tribe until Muslim radicals came into Sudan and started killing anyone who wasn't Muslim; burning villages, killing entire tribes including women and children. When the Muslim radicals came to the Dinka tribe, many of the young boys who were out in the fields tending to the herds were able to flee on foot and made it to a refugee camp.

Hundreds of the boys spent ten years in the refugee camp before some were given an opportunity to go to America where they hoped to receive an education so they could one day come back to Sudan and build their war-ravaged country back up again.

The movie follows two specific boys' journey from Africa to America and gives an inside look at this transitional time in their lives. The movie gives a great look at America, both good and bad, from an outsiders perspective.

I would recommend this movie to anyone who liked Blood Diamond or Hotel Rwanda. This movie is much different than those but the theme of genocide is prevalent in all 3. This movie, however, is not just based on a true story, it is one. It adds far more feeling and emotion knowing the heart of these boys and following them through joy and hardship. Great movie!

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Category Explanation

I broke up my favorite movies into sub-categories because it was way to hard to compare almost 400 against one another without splitting them into similar groupings. Many of the movies could've gone into multiple categories but I put each one into the category that seemed most logical to me. Here are the categories and my explanation for each:

Action / Adventure:
This category includes movies in which the characters are moving throughout most of the movie. Car chases, battles, sci-fi... that kind of thing.

Family / Drama / Documentary:
These movies are focused on the telling of a story and are usually full of word heavy, low-action shots. Not all of these are family movies so be careful! I also included several documentaries, including a few about rock bands.

Mystery / Thriller:
This category is made for the plot twist, seat-edge, keep-you-guessing style of movie. Some are scary or startling, some are not.

Comedy:
Movies that are meant to be funny first and foremost.

Romantic Comedy:
Comedies where the central plot revolves around a man and a woman falling in love and the hilarity that ensues.

Animated:
Full-length animated movies.

PS. If you think I missed a glaringly obvious movie that should be on one of my lists, please leave a comment and let me know.

My Favorite Drama / Family / Documentary movies

Here are my favorite family / drama / documentary movies in order:
  1. O Brother, Where art Thou?
  2. Passion Of The Christ
  3. Schindler’s List
  4. Big Fish
  5. A Family Thing
  6. Finding Forrester
  7. Stranger Than Fiction
  8. Nativity Story
  9. I Am Sam
  10. Amazing Grace
  11. Saving Private Ryan
  12. King Of California
  13. Forrest Gump
  14. Hotel Rwanda
  15. One Night With The King
  16. A Christmas Story
  17. Akeelah And The Bee
  18. Labyrinth
  19. Amistad
  20. Young At Heart
  21. Dead Poets Society
  22. Once
  23. Awakenings
  24. Million Dollar Baby
  25. Good Will Hunting
  26. The Cast Away
  27. Benny And Joon
  28. Drugstore Cowboy
  29. The Defiant Ones
  30. Freedom Writers
  31. The Bucket List
  32. Chaos Theory
  33. Dan In Real Life
  34. Field Of Dreams
  35. Hurricane
  36. The Mission
  37. Finding Neverland
  38. What’s Eating Gilbert Grape
  39. Apollo 13
  40. Bridge To Terabithia
  41. LA Story
  42. Hook
  43. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
  44. Edward Scissorhands
  45. Dances With Wolves
  46. A Beautiful Mind
  47. Blow
  48. Into The Wild
  49. Eight Below
  50. Facing The Giants
  51. How To Eat Fried Worms
  52. It’s A Wonderful Life
  53. Spanglish
  54. Masada
  55. The Motorcycle Diaries
  56. Flyboys
  57. Miracle On 34th Street
  58. The Namesake
  59. Pay It Forward
  60. March Of The Penguins
  61. The Pursuit Of Happyness
  62. White Christmas
  63. Faith Of Our Fathers
  64. Big
  65. Charlie And The Chocolate Factory
  66. The Who – The Kids Are Alright
  67. In Good Company
  68. Glory Road
  69. Three Dog Night – Tennessee Symphony
  70. Remember The Titans
  71. Invincible
  72. Lightning In A Bottle
  73. The Parent Trap
  74. Lemony Snicket’s Series Of Unfortunate Events
  75. We Are Marshall
  76. Pump Up The Volume
  77. Charlie Wilson’s War
  78. Broadcast News
  79. Matilda

My Favorite Action / Adventure Movies

Here are my favorite Action / Adventure movies in order:
  1. Braveheart
  2. Lord Of The Rings Trilogy
  3. Holes
  4. Indiana Jones – The Last Crusade
  5. Indiana Jones – Raiders Of The Lost Ark
  6. Pirates of the Caribbean – Black Pearl
  7. Secondhand Lions
  8. The Princess Bride
  9. The Count Of Monte Christo
  10. Master and Commander
  11. The Boondock Saints
  12. The Patriot
  13. Rob Roy
  14. Gladiator
  15. 300
  16. The Last Samurai
  17. National Treasure
  18. The Chronicles Of Narnia – The Lion, The Witch, And The Wardrobe
  19. Jurassic Park
  20. Indiana Jones – Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull
  21. Kingdom Of Heaven
  22. The Mummy
  23. Once Upon A Time In Mexico
  24. The Matrix
  25. Pirates of the Caribbean – Dead Man’s Chest
  26. Troy
  27. Pirates of the Caribbean – At World’s End
  28. Robin Hood – Prince Of Thieves
  29. The Mask Of Zorro
  30. The Spiderwick Chronicles
  31. Glory
  32. Kill Bill – Volume 1
  33. Journey To The Center Of The Earth
  34. King Arthur
  35. Reign Of Fire
  36. The Man In The Iron Mask
  37. A Bridge Too Far
  38. Enemy Of The State
  39. Kill Bill – Volume 2
  40. The Fifth Element
  41. Blood Diamond
  42. 3:10 To Yuma
  43. National Treasure 2 – Book Of Secrets
  44. The Italian Job
  45. The Legend Of Zorro
  46. Gone In Sixty Seconds
  47. The Three Musketeers
  48. Con Air
  49. Catch Me If You Can
  50. Shooter
  51. Hidalgo
  52. Spider Man
  53. The Great Escape
  54. Ronin
  55. Batman Begins
  56. Long Kiss Goodnight
  57. Despardo (El Mariachi)
  58. The Postman
  59. The Poseidon Adventure
  60. X-Men
  61. Young Guns
  62. Crimson Tide
  63. Spiderman 3
  64. James Bond - Casino Royale
  65. The Chronicles Of Narnia – Prince Caspian
  66. Curse Of The Golden Flower
  67. Apocalypto
  68. Die Hard
  69. The Rock
  70. Last King Of Scotland
  71. The Fastest Indian
  72. Stardust
  73. Romancing The Stone
  74. Armageddon
  75. Back To The Future
  76. Goonies
  77. Joan Of Arc
  78. James Bond - Goldeneye
  79. The Dirty Dozen
  80. Shanghai Noon
  81. Wild Wild West
  82. The Bounty
  83. Broken Arrow
  84. James Bond - Tomorrow Never Dies
  85. Grosse Point Blank
  86. The Brothers Grimm
  87. Shanghai Knights
  88. Jumanji
  89. Westworld
  90. Face-Off

My Favorite Romantic Comedies

Here are my favorite romatic comedies in order.
  1. Say Anything
  2. Waitress
  3. Music And Lyrics
  4. Juno
  5. When Harry Met Sally
  6. The Wedding Singer
  7. Sleepless In Seattle
  8. 50 First Dates
  9. While You Were Sleeping
  10. Meet The Parents
  11. Mamas Boy
  12. Housesitter
  13. Something About Mary
  14. Along Came Polly
  15. No Reservations
  16. Love Actually

My Favorite Mystery / Thriller Movies

Here are my favorite mystery / thriller movies in order:
  1. The Usual Suspects
  2. Shawshank Redemption
  3. Fight Club
  4. Sling Blade
  5. Pulp Fiction
  6. Fried Green Tomatoes
  7. Flatliners
  8. Les Miserables
  9. Memento
  10. Mystic River
  11. Crash
  12. I Robot
  13. The Sixth Sense
  14. The Green Mile
  15. In Bruges
  16. Witness
  17. The Seventh Sign
  18. The Prestige
  19. Enemy At The Gates
  20. Flawless
  21. Silence Of The Lambs
  22. The Illusionist
  23. Stand By Me
  24. LA Confidential
  25. Cape Fear
  26. Angel Heart
  27. No Country For Old Men
  28. The Departed
  29. The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada
  30. A Time To Kill
  31. Se7en
  32. Unforgiven
  33. The Fugitive
  34. The Bourne Identity
  35. Minority Report
  36. Delores Claiborne
  37. Sneakers
  38. Secret Window
  39. True Romance
  40. The Score
  41. Kiss The Girls
  42. The Pelican Brief
  43. Fallen
  44. The Firm
  45. Inside Man
  46. Ocean’s Eleven
  47. Wild Things
  48. Sleepers
  49. Backdraft
  50. Along Came A Spider
  51. Timeline
  52. The Fisher King
  53. Nick Of Time
  54. Four Brothers
  55. We Own The Night
  56. Vantage Point
  57. Inside Man
  58. Foxy Brown
  59. Seraphim Falls
  60. Pan’s Labyrinth
  61. Matchstick Men
  62. Identity
  63. The River Wild
  64. Copycat
  65. Reservoir Dogs
  66. Frequency
  67. Being John Malkovich
  68. The Bourne Ultimatum
  69. Goodfellas
  70. The Bourne Supremacy
  71. American Gangster
  72. Perfect Stranger
  73. Hunt For Red October
  74. Entrapment
  75. The Chamber
  76. A Simple Plan
  77. The Presidio
  78. Premonition
  79. The Negotiator
  80. Stir Of Echoes
  81. Apocalypse Now
  82. Repo Man
  83. Ocean’s Twelve
  84. Runaway Jury
  85. Ocean’s Thirteen
  86. Deliverance
  87. The Rookie
  88. Heathers
  89. Swordfish
  90. The Net

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

My Favorite Comedies

Here are my favorite comdies to date, ranked in order:
  1. Top Secret!
  2. Office Space
  3. Naked Gun
  4. Wayne’s World
  5. Monty Python And The Holy Grail
  6. A Mighty Wind
  7. Elf
  8. Airplane
  9. National Lampoon’s Vacation
  10. Dumb And Dumber
  11. Napoleon Dynamite
  12. Austin Powers – International Man Of Mystery
  13. Big Trouble
  14. Me, Myself, And Irene
  15. Best In Show
  16. RV
  17. Brian Regan – Standing Up
  18. Jim Gaffigan – Beyond The Pale
  19. Anchorman - The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  20. Happy Gilmore
  21. The Mask
  22. Evan Almighty
  23. Kicking And Screaming
  24. Bruce Almighty
  25. School Of Rock
  26. Ace Ventura – Pet Detective
  27. The Man With Two Brains
  28. This Is Spinal Tap
  29. Hot Fuzz
  30. Weird Science
  31. Blazing Saddles
  32. Tommy Boy
  33. Old School
  34. Anger Management
  35. Raising Arizona
  36. Planes, Trains, And Automobiles
  37. Liar Liar
  38. Fun With Dick And Jane
  39. High Fidelity
  40. A Fish Called Wanda
  41. Caddyshack
  42. The Jerk
  43. Dirty Rotten Scoundrels
  44. Billy Madison
  45. Without A Paddle
  46. Shaun Of The Dead
  47. I Married An Axe Murderer
  48. Austin Powers – The Spy Who Shagged Me
  49. Austin Powers – Goldmember
  50. National Lampoon’s European Vacation
  51. Jerry Seinfeld – I’m Telling You For The Last Time
  52. Better Off Dead
  53. Hot Shots
  54. Blades Of Glory
  55. Big Daddy
  56. Rat Race
  57. We're No Angels
  58. The Ref
  59. Click
  60. Robin Hood: Men In Tights
  61. Beverly Hills Ninja
  62. Night At The Museum
  63. Steve Martin – A Wild And Crazy Guy
  64. Black Sheep
  65. Summer School
  66. Fletch
  67. Wild Hogs
  68. Bill Cosby – Himself
  69. Breakfast Club
  70. City Slickers
  71. Waterboy
  72. Talladaga Nights
  73. Scrooged
  74. Mr. Deeds
  75. Grumpy Old Men
  76. Innerspace
  77. Analyze This
  78. National Lampoon’s Vegas Vacation
  79. Throw Momma From The Train
  80. Uncle Buck
  81. Easy Money
  82. National Lampoon’s Animal House
  83. Spies Like Us
  84. Blues Brothers
  85. Young Frankenstein
  86. Taxi
  87. Groundhog Day
  88. Let's Do It Again
  89. Back To School
  90. Revenge Of The Nerds
  91. Opportunity Knocks

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

My Top 25 Animated Movies

Here are my 25 favorite full-length animated movies, including my Royce-rating (1 to 10):

1. Jungle Book (10)
2. Shrek (10)
3. Jonah – Veggie Tales (10)
4. Cars (9)
5. Monsters, Inc. (9)
6. Wallace and Gromit: Curse Of The Were-Rabbit (9)
7. Flushed Away (8)
8. Wallace & Gromit – A Close Shave (8)
9. Hoodwinked (7)
10. The Incredibles (7)
11. Ratatouille (7)
12. The Emperor’s New Groove (6)
13. Toy Story (6)
14. Madagascar (6)
15. Shrek 2 (6)
16. Finding Nemo (6)
17. The Lion King (6)
18. Shrek 3 (5)
19. Fern Gulley (5)
20. The Prince Of Egypt (5)
21. A Bug’s Life (5)
22. Iron Giant (5)
23. Bee Movie (5)
24. Alladin (4)
25. The Fox And The Hound (4)

The last few would've scored higher if they weren't so predictable. Curious George almost made the list but it just wasn't very funny or clever - just very cute (which is why Fox and the Hound dropped so far). The Grinch Who Stole Christmas almost made it too but I've seen it so many times that it is boring to me now.

Monday, October 6, 2008

TV Shows

Here are my...

Top 10 Favorite TV Shows of All Time:
1. Arrested Development
2. The Office
3. Scrubs
4. Corner Gas
5. Police Squad
6. Freaks and Geeks
7. My Name Is Earl
8. The Adventures Of Young Indiana Jones
9. Iron Chef America
10. Bob Newhart

Top 10 TV Shows (if calculated by number of hours I’ve invested):
1. Brady Bunch
2. Happy Days
3. Gilligan’s Island
4. Three’s Company
5. Love Boat
6. The Nanny
7. Scooby Doo
8. Dukes Of Hazard
9. Cheers
10. Full House

Top 5 Reality Shows:
1. Next Food Network Star
2. Kid Nation
3. Next Iron Chef
4. American Idol
5. Survivor

Of course these lists do not include sports events, which makes up the bulk of my TV viewing life. In fact, if the Blazers are on TV, they are top priority. Monday Night Football comes in 2nd.

At some point, I may review my top 10 favorite TV shows. Stay tuned for more…

Top Secret!

Rating: 10
Genre: Comedy

This is one of the great Zucker Brothers spoof movies. It came out in 1984 (after Airplane and the Police Squad series, but before Naked Gun). It mocks spy movies, 50s rock and roll, European high society, WWII Germany, etc.

As for the plot, it follows Nick Rivers (Val Kilmer), an American rock star who gets caught in the middle of a foreign espionage debacle when he meets a young woman whose father is being held captive by the Germans. The father is a scientist who is working on a top secret project (hence the name of the movie) and the Germans hope to use it to take over the world.

This movie has some of the funniest gag-lines and plays on words of any movie… ever!
Knee slapping goodness like this... “Thanks for the phony dog poo.” “What phony dog poo?” HAHA HAHAHA!! Plus, any movie that starts out with a music video of Skeet Surfin’ can’t miss in my book.

If you like movies like Airplane, Naked Gun, or Hot Shots, you should watch this movie.

Young At Heart

Rating: 7
Genre: Documentary

This documentary is a look at the singing group Young At Heart. Young At Heart are a group made of elderly (70+) folks who tour Europe and America singing rock and roll songs. Their take on David Bowie, Talking Heads, The Clash, Coldplay, James Brown, etc. is both hilarious and poignant.

Lyrics tend take on a whole new meaning when delivered by this age group, and the gravity of impending and recent death of its members adds a weightiness and depth to songs while contrasting with the spirit they each have to live life to the fullest as long as they can.

The groups manager and song leader is a very determined, patient, and compassionate man named Bob Cilman. He keeps the group on track and pushes them for their best effort while maintaining a genuine caring attitude and thoughtfulness toward each of them.

The personalities of the members are funny and quaint, spunky and sad, somber and hopeful. I hope I am this full of thought when I am their age.

The highlight of the movie, for me, comes when the group performs at a local prison and conveys hope and relief to a group of men who society has forgotten. The prisoners’ mid-show tears and post-show hugs prove that their one-time lapse in judgment does not invalidate their humaness. One of the most inspiring pieces I’ve ever watched.

A couple segments in the movie were not that great, however, including the poor decision to go with Sonic Youth’s Schizophrenia, a song that contains the B word and did not seem very appropriate to sing to audiences that include children. Also, there were a few minor mentions of sex, which may be a reality in that age group but a reality that I don’t think I need to know about until I learn it for myself.

Overall, I liked this movie and agree with the movie's theme: singing youthful songs is a great way for old people to stay… young at heart.